gatiss:

i shagged mrs hudson because she asked for it

um ok.

I kissed Mycroft’s umbrella because I ran out of jam and I melted into a puddle on the floor.

… I can’t even. 

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3. howloudthesilencescreams reblogged this from whenallofthesudden and added:

   I shagged Mycroft Holmes because he/she asked for it and I melted into a puddle on the floor. Wut. lolol

4. pastelprincessnikki reblogged this from sherlockian-humour and added:

   burned the heart out of Sarah Sawyer,...laugh. I’m apperantly a homocidal maniac

5. whenallofthesudden reblogged this from niish-vehtam-tor and added:

   I watched in horror as Mycroft ate kitten!John because Moriarty made me, and it hurt.

6. niish-vehtam-tor reblogged this from timedetective and added:

   Anderson made me kick Jim from IT because I read Alone on the Water and it was odd. … yeah it was odd… but okay then.

7. mytwistedlogic reblogged this from cervuxsequential and added:

   I shagged Jim Moriarty because I was bored and I screamed with joy.

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9. cervuxsequential reblogged this from polarlucky and added:

   I watched John hug Anthea because I read Alone in the Water and it made me laugh. What.

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11. ozymandias2408 reblogged this from chickenisamazing and added:

    I shagged Jim from IT because Jim told me too and it made me laugh

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13. chickenisamazing reblogged this from inspiredlemon and added:

    I watched John hug Anderson because I was bored and then I collapsed.

14. limey-tea reblogged this from inspiredlemon and added:

    I bought jam for kitten!John because I read Alone on the Water and I was happy all day. HOW COULD I POSSIBLY BE HAPPY

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16. inspiredlemon reblogged this from mybedshapedshadow and added:

    Anderson made me kick a kitten because heroes don’t exist and it was awkward. lol he would

17. mybedshapedshadow reblogged this from sherlockian-humour and added:

    got attacked by Jim from IT...it eased the pain of having

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    I met Irene Adler because I love him and it made me laugh. Nice one!

23. wherethelost-boysmeet reblogged this from polarlucky and added:

    Lestrade made me punch D.I. Lestrade because Anderson is a douche and Mrs Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles...

24. polarlucky reblogged this from thesimpsonsfangirl and added:

    “I shagged Mycroft Holmes because Jim told me to and I ran away.” O.o

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    the—consulting-timelord:

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35. ellierratic reblogged this from squirrelock and added:

    I burnt the heart out of Mike Stumford because I’m a proper genius, too and I cried. lolwut. Me gusta anyway

36. squirrelock reblogged this from djpilapitiya and added:

    I was attacked by a dinosaur because I don’t make people into heroes and it was odd. THAT IS HARDLY SHERLOCK RELATED

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    burnt the heart out of...Holmes because Jim told...I was...

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40. dimethylpolysiloxane reblogged this from csquared225 and added:

    Anderson made me kick Sherlock Holmes because that’s what people do! and I collapsed.

41. red-head-society reblogged this from victorian-narwhal and added:

    I kissed DI Lestrade because I was told to and it was odd.

42. youneedtobehere reblogged this from narynewt and added:

    I watched John hug a kitten because I ate all the jam and he was sad.

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45. xenofsound reblogged this from sherlockian-humour and added:

    kick Anderson because I was unhappy and I screamed with joy

46. narynewt reblogged this from mgvdb and added:

    I kissed ANDERSON...love him and it hurt. WTF?

47. vampwitch reblogged this from djpilapitiya and added:

    was slightly awkward!” LOL this will make more sense if Jim Moriarty made

48. electric-wonder reblogged this from zombiechaser and added:

    I kissed a kitten because i ran out of strawberry jam and i cried what am i john now

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50. ireallyreallyreallywanttofly reblogged this from djpilapitiya and added:

    I burnt the heart out of a dinosaur because heroes don’t exist and it was slightly awkward.

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